Total Batshit is an excuse for Cassie Britland to waste hours of her life reading about aliens, conspiracies, murder and monsters. She’d do that anyway, but the blog helps her to pretend that she’s being productive.

Total Batshit is also a gift to you, because Cassie loves you. Take her disturbing affection. Accept her indecent proposal of anonymous internet strangeness.

Then go look at these kitties. Take a close took at their eyes and know that they are the ancestors of every cat that’s peed on your laundry or clawed your feet while you slept. It makes sense now, doesn’t it?